Giles Whittell
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The coolest sight in Berlin is also the most chilling. It looks as if it has been left there by mistake but, this being Germany, it is there entirely on purpose. It is a listed building on Erna-Berger-Strasse that doesn’t appear on many maps, although is not too hard to find.
First go to Potsdamer Platz — in the Wall years a flattened expanse of no man’s land and now a shrine to swanky capitalism (Ritz-Carlton on one side, Mercedes-Benz sales headquarters on the other).
Walk 50m into neighbouring Leipziger Platz. Admire the penthouses and retouched sections of Wall that have been put there like billboards if you must, but then go down the alley to the left of the new Salvador Dalí museum on the south side of the square. Turn left, and you see it: skulking on the edge of a fenced-off plot of land behind the finance ministry, a concrete watchtower from the dark ages.
Berlin still does kitsch, but there is nothing kitsch about this tower. From its octagonal viewing platform, about 13m up, the East German Volkspolizei enforced the shoot-to-kill policy that claimed the lives of more than 130 East Germans trying to escape over the Wall between 1961 and 1989. It used to guard the world’s largest prison. Twenty years on, it can’t be more than 30 seconds from the nearest cappuccino. Unsignposted, uncaptioned and unadorned, the Wachturm is history in the raw.
I had been mooching round Potsdamer Platz because it was the sight of my personal indelible Berlin moment. For most people that came on the night of November 9, 1989, when news crews beamed the fall of the Berlin Wall live to a pinch-me-this-isn’t-happening world. The communist regimes of Poland and Hungary had gone.
Czechoslovakia, Bulgaria and Romania would be next. The game was up for the East German leadership, including the deposed Erich Honecker. With the Brandenburg Gate glowing in the background, ecstatic East Germans were tumbling over the Wall in their mullets and stonewashed denim, and half a century of paralysing fear was disappearing like their beery breath into the night.
My moment came a few months later. Angry about missing the main event, I rode a bicycle from Hanover to Berlin and spent an implausible afternoon with a couple of management consultants who were working mad hours trying to privatise an entire country.
They had rented an S-class Mercedes convertible in which we crossed the newly opened border at Potsdamer Platz and headed for the Grand Hotel, where the crown jewels of the East German economy were being sold off by former communists. This is it, I reckoned, reclining in soft calfskin and enjoying one of those moments of expansive clarity that make you feel inordinately clever. Berlin is it. East meets West. Geopolitics meets history. Berlin will be the New York of the 21st century.
Which shows how wrong you can be. Twenty years after the Mauerfall, Berlin hasn’t eclipsed anywhere. Far from it. What it has done is to reprise its old role as the seat of Germany’s federal government and repository of the nation’s history. It’s a big city (3.4 million), but so interspersed with lakes and cycle paths that it doesn’t feel big or, often, very city-like.
It also sucks in public money, which helps to perpetuate the sense of insulation from the real world that set it apart in the Cold War. “We’re still poor,” said a novelist friend who wouldn’t live anywhere else. “Still breast-fed by the rest of the nation.” So a lot of workaholic Stuttgarters heartily disapprove of it, but what irks them can be alluring to the visitor.
When I rode into town in the spring of 1990, there wasn’t a bed to be had anywhere. I spent my first night in a wood. This time I got lucky at the Hotel de Rome, a study in restrained opulence that occupies the old headquarters of the Dresdner Bank and symbolises the expensive refurbishment of the Mitte district.
Honecker would have loved it — and not just for the squads of attentive staff to which the Communist Party apparatchiks became accustomed. There is also nowhere else he could have enjoyed a €200 massage in a converted bank vault.
From any of the Mitte hotels you can get guided tours of the city’s contemporary history by foot, bicycle or bum-numbing Trabant. Or you can strike out on your own by S and U-Bahn (€25 for three days’ unlimited travel, including Tegel and Schonefeld airports).
It’s a short walk down the hill towards the River Spree from Warschauer Strasse S-Bahn station to the longest extant section of the Wall, which is being repainted. After the Mauerfall, this stretch was smothered with murals and graffiti of such exuberance — a Lichtensteinesque rendering of the famous image of Brezhnev snogging Honecker had pride of place — that it was saved from the bulldozers and labelled the East Side Gallery.
“Artists came from all over the world,” said Ditmar Reiter, who was among them. “Many are dead now, but the atmosphere at the time was, it was . . .” — he gropes for the right word as he repaints a 3m-high forest scene that he first completed when he was 40 — “it was strong, like these trees.” The weather, and tourists wielding chisels in the hunt for mementoes, have taken a heavy toll on the artists’ works, and the gallery is now being recreated more as art than history. At least one should help preserve the other.
What’s missing is the sense of menace that the Wall used to radiate. But if menace is your thing, there’s plenty left a few S-Bahn stops deeper into old East Berlin, where the nerve centre of the most meticulous bunch of busybodies in history occupied a block of office buildings reached from Frankfurter Allee. These were the headquarters of the Stasi, the East German secret police. A furious mob ransacked the premises on January 15, 1990.
I couldn’t tell if the strong smell of sweat around the scale model in the entrance lobby was part of the museum, but it was apt. Scent samples of all new prisoners would be taken on pieces of felt, then stored in glass jars in case the Stasi’s dogs needed to be sent sniffing for more evidence.
The Stasi beggared belief. In per capita terms, it had more staff and informers than the Gestapo. In the northeastern suburbs its Hohenschonhausen prison is now a memorial-cum-museum where you can walk (five paces each way) in the prisoners’ exercise cages and see the interrogation rooms where they would earn ten-year sentences for crimes such as disparaging a senior Stasi officer.
If you liked The Lives of Others, the Academy awardwinning drama that traced the disillusionment of a Stasi officer, you’ll love Hohenschonhausen, but there’s only so much misery a soul can take. Fortunately for Berlin and its tourist trade, most of the old East has been spared the time-capsule treatment and has moved on.
My friend showed me the Hackescher Markt and the Jewish quarter across the river from Museum Island (reputedly the biggest cultural investment project in Europe). But these are neighbourhoods transformed by West German money and curiosity. The Germans are justly proud of their Peaceful Revolution. What better legacy than a plate of Thuringian salami and glass of riesling in a courtyard where, 20 years ago, you could have been arrested for laughing at Honecker’s name?
I walked back to the hotel by a roundabout route. The queues to get inside Norman Foster’s glass dome atop the Reichstag were too long — I didn’t join them. But there was none to mingle with the great grey “stelae” of Peter Eisenman’s Holocaust memorial. It occupies a whole block immediately to the east of the Wall’s old line from the Brandenburg Gate to Potsdamer Platz, and is, as intended, profoundly unsettling; a hundred ways in and out, but still a maze however you walk through it.
Berlin consists of its history. Where the monstrous 20th century flattened or defiled it, the rebuilding goes on, always controversial, yet somehow irresistible. Next year work starts on the £400 million reconstruction of the Berliner Schloss, winter palace of the Prussian kings.
Due for completion 70 years after the end of the Second World War, it will be a make-work project that will empty several sandstone quarries along the River Elbe and drive up the wages of Europe’s dwindling band of monumental masons. German taxpayers will grumble. Sir Arthur “Bomber” Harris may join in from his grave, since nobody likes to see his handiwork undone. The rest of us will have yet another reason to go to Berlin, and gawp.
Giles Whittell is writing a history of the first Berlin spy swap of the Cold War, to be published next year by Doubleday
NEED TO KNOW
Stay The Rocco Forte Collection’s Hotel de Rome (00 800 7666 6667, rocco fortecollection.com) has double rooms from €305, including breakfast.
A Fall of The Wall package celebrating the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall starts at €800 for two sharing. The cost includes two nights in a deluxe double room, breakfast, 3hr bike tour tracing the path of the Wall or a 90min tour with a driver guide. DVDs capturing the historical period, including The Lives of Others and Good Bye, Lenin, are available to watch. The package is valid until December 29, subject to availability.
Getting there British Airways (ba.com) flies from Heathrow to Berlin five times a day from £161 return.
CITY NIGHTS
Step into the Cold War at Ostel in the East Berlin district of Friedrichshain. The hotel has communist memorabilia, portraits of East German leaders, and 1970s austerity furniture. Dorm beds from €9, doubles from €54 (00 49 30 2576 8660, ostel.eu/en).
The Michelberger, also in Friedrichshain, is a quirky hotel with rooms sleeping from one to five. It prefers guests such as “lovebirds, soul-searchers and artists”. Doubles from €55 (00 49 30 2977 8590, michelbergerhotel.com). The Propeller Island City Lodge hotel in the west of the city describes itself as a “habitable work of art” and has 45 curious rooms, including a padded cell upholstered in green leather. The more conservative can sleep in a lion’s cage. Doubles from €94 (00 49 30 891 9016, propeller-island.com).
Need something more glamorous? The Leonardo Royal hotel in the heart of Mitte has an original Art Deco foyer and a modern “wellness lounge” with city views. Doubles from €99 (00 49 30 755 4300, leonardo-hotels.com).
Prices exclude breakfast.
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