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A head teacher is refusing to publish the results of some national curriculum tests after discovering such poor marking that pupils who performed strongly fared worse than poor students.
Janis Burdin, a primary school head in Chorley, Lancashire, described the marking in numerous instances as “absolutely off the radar”. She said that the children’s grades would not be published until the papers were remarked.
An 11-year-old child who had performed much better than a classmate in the Key Stage 2 English test was marked lower.
Child A wrote about Pip Davenport, a fairground inventor: “If he wasent doing enthing els heel help his uncle Herry at the funfair during the day. And had stoody at nigh on other thing he did was invent new rides.
“Becoues he invented a lot of new rides he won a prize. He didn’t live with his mum he lived with his wife.”
This received one mark more than Child B who wrote: “Quickly, it became apparent that Pip was a fantastic rider: a complete natural. But it was his love of horses that led to a tragic accident. An accident that would change his life forever.
“At the age of 7, he was training for a local competition when his horse, Mandy, swerved sideways unexpectedly, throwing Pip on to the ground, paralysed.”
Both children were awarded five out of eight for sentence structure. Child A was given eight out of twelve for composition and effect while Child B received only seven marks.
Ms Burdin, the head teacher of Moss Side Primary School, said: “These two papers were both given Level 4. I would have given one a 5 and one a 3. These are the most extreme differences but there are many more discrepancies. The marking, especially for the writing exams, is absolutely off the radar.”
The concerns emerged as Ed Balls, the Schools Secretary, was questioned by a committee of MPs about the administrative fiasco that has delayed the results of national tests for millions of schoolchildren. The serious concerns about the accuracy of marking could prompt thousands of appeals. Mr Balls refused to apologise when he appeared before the Children, Schools and Families Select Committee yesterday. He would say only that the situation was unacceptable and he was upset at what had happened.
The American contractor ETS Europe failed to have results of this year’s national tests for 11 and 14-year-olds ready for publication on time.
ETS, which is being paid £165 million over five years to manage the Key Stage 2 and 3 tests, has faced a barrage of complaints from parents, teachers and markers. The results are being returned at least a week late. Those ringing ETS to complain have been unable to get through, and e-mails have gone unanswered.
Barry Sheerman, the chairman of the committee, said that ETS was using some markers who had only recently passed their A levels. He told of one recent graduate who was the most experienced person on his marking team.
Douglas Carswell, the Conservative MP for Harwich, told Mr Balls: “When your predecessor, Estelle Morris, quit when she realised the QCA had made a cockup over testing, I seem to remember she found the humility to say sorry. Will you be saying sorry?”
Mr Balls said: “I don’t think that’s a correct description of what happened with Estelle Morris. What I’ve said is that it’s unacceptable.” Challenged again to apologise, he said: “I’m really upset, like you, about what’s happened and that’s why I’m having an inquiry.”
The hearing coincided with the publication of the terms of reference of an independent inquiry headed by Lord Sutherland of Houndwood into how the QCA has managed its responsibilities. Of the nine areas it will focus on, only one mentions the Department for Children, Schools and Families, asking whether it monitored QCA’s delivery appropriately.
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SATS are obviously flawed on many levels and the 11+ is based on misrepresented research. Private and church run secondary schools recognise this and use their own entry tests - surely the authorities should now recognise this and stop stubbornly spending our money persistently failing kids.
Viv, Wirral, UK
In the US we call this "No Child Left Behind," lowering standards to ensure the success of all. I am so proud to see Dogbert's Top Secret Management Training Manual adopted internationally in education! Thank you ETS for making America competitive again!
Aaron, Martinsville, USA
No suprises here. British people have terrible English skills. The education system in Britain is worse than any other I've seen, with pupils leaving school with only basic skills.
Joe, Richmond, USA
Sack ETS immediately and appoint an indigenous, native English-speaking body to get the job done...! - there really is no alternative...!!
Bad enough that our school test-results arrive late...! Far, far worse that many glimpsed so-far, betray their markers' illiterate incapacity to judge...!!!
John Jay, Walton on Thames, UK
What eleven year old child (or most anyone come to that) puts a colon in a sentence "..Pip was a fantastic rider: a complete natural" , as well as adding 6 commas! One child seems barely literate, the other appears to be an English honours graduate! Something fishy here?
John Webster, Aylesbury, England
More money and time wasted on yet more enquiries. Why don't those in charge just do something?That's what they're paid for! Useless bunch of incompetents. If you put all the Government end-to-end they still couldn't reach a decision. Do something and do it soon.
Bry Barnes, Somerset, Uk
My son (11yr old)has just recieved an inconsistent spread of SAT results.
There is obviously no QA in the system and ETS clearly did not understand what they had taken on.
Would someone from ETS please like to explain that to my son? ....and give him back the time wasted in preparing for the exams
Stephen King, Farnham, UK
Did I miss something? Someone gave a contract to mark English papers to a contractor that doesn't have a clue how to spell colour, flavour, aluminium, to name a few?
And then they wonder why papers with obviously poor spelling get top marks?
Andrew Collins, Leigh, UK
I agree with Jill completely. I live in the United States and everything she said can apply exactly to us. If children were taught the basics more thoroughly, and the amount of standardized tests was reduced, Americans and Brits would be far better off.
Patrick, Philadelphia, USA
You don't make a pig heavier by weighing it. But weighing it on broken scales might fool you into thinking that it does!
Tim Bartlett, Upwell, UK
I used to score essays for ETS briefly here in the States and I can assure you that they do the same thing here. Their standards are so low that even if a child can only write one word you MUST give them a passing score. Public education isn't about education, it's about government indoctrination.
Arcie, Austin,
Yet another example of how this country has slid downwards after eleven years of New Labour.
Why would we be surprised that they couldn't even oversee the markng of exams properly if they can't run an economy, a health service or even maintain law and order?
David, St Albans, UK
We have seen land "redistribution" in Zimbabwe, here we have ZaNu Labour presiding over grade "redistribution" for 11 year olds. How appropriate - these kids were born in 1997 - the children of the Third Way...
Jake, London, UK
It's obvious whoever marked them felt more identified with the the language skills of pupil A and struggled to understand pupil B. Sad state of affairs and both children let down.
PS:Just remember kids: Don't let school get in the way of your education.
john, london,
Ed Balls apologise? You must be joking. "So what" would have been his response. That such an awful man should be in charge of our schoolchildren is shocking
Jeremy Poynton, Frome, Somerset
When are we going to acknowledge that good teachers, who know their students well and teach them on a daily basis are best placed to assess progress? Perhaps the time spent preparing children for SATs would be better used revising and refining 'the basics' to give ALL students opportunity to achieve
Jill , Norfolk, UK