Rachel Johnson is a commentator and bestselling novelist. She writes a weekly column in The Sunday Times en-uk Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:37:29 GMT Copyright 2007 Times Newspapers Ltd. custserv@timesonline.co.uk http://www.timesonline.co.uk Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:21:32 GMT Newspapers 144 21 http://www.timesonline.co.uk http://images.thetimes.co.uk/TGD/picture/0,,116979,00.gif Rachel Johnson Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT 2009-07-02T08:43:44Z Like you, whenever I see Judy Murray sitting ringside in a tidy T-shirt, next to Caramel Kim, the heart sinks, very slightly. There she is, I tell myself. The über-tennis-mum. The pushiest, most sharp-elbowed parent in the western world. Just seeing her makes me want to lie down in a darkened room. Rachel Johnson Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:26:02 GMT 2009-06-20T10:25:16Z The only thing my husband and I have always agreed on is this: we’ll never get divorced. Just writing it down seems to be tempting fate, I know, but it’s (for the moment) true. So as we all view the latest antics of Katie Price, who is throwing something called a “divorce party” in Ibiza (a dignified-sounding social occasion, complete with gusset-flashing on table tops in bars and sessions in an “adults-only party hotel”), I can’t help coming over all old-fashioned and high-lace-collar Victorian about love and marriage. Don’t do it, Katie, or Jordan, or whatever your name is. Hightail it back to Peter and beg him to have you back, or you have him back, or whatever.