en-uk Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:37:29 GMT Copyright 2007 Times Newspapers Ltd. custserv@timesonline.co.uk http://www.timesonline.co.uk Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:33:39 GMT Newspapers 144 21 http://www.timesonline.co.uk http://images.thetimes.co.uk/TGD/picture/0,,116979,00.gif Giles Coren Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT 2009-07-10T09:20:39Z Tony Blair won his general election in 1997 by persuading us that he was Jesus. Nobody remembers what the policies were, all we dimly recall is that he got angry when people said he didn’t have any, insisted that he was not going to get into details, and promised to let us know what the policies were later. And we’re still waiting. Some of us feel a little bit let down. We still think that he was Jesus, but in a bad way. In the wishy-washy, open-toed, passive-aggressive, turn-the-other- cheek, can’t-touch-me-guv-I’m-with- The-Big-Guy way. The Messiah, but irritating. Giles Coren Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMT 2009-07-03T11:34:46Z If Greta Scacchi wants to pose naked with a cod to promote sustainable fishing, then that’s absolutely fine with me. I am a committed and vociferous campaigner for responsible ocean management, and I love looking at pictures of naked ladies. For me, it’s a win-win situation. Giles Coren Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:00:00 GMT 2009-06-19T06:54:11Z One bright, dusty, midsummer-quiet afternoon last week the doorbell rang and I looked out of the window (to avoid making the long descent from study to street only to find a kid with a box of J Cloths for sale or some pair of credulous bozos with good news about the Lord) and saw that it was the postman.