Chris Ayres: LA Notebook
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I remember the first time that I received a letter from Countrywide, the huge Los Angeles bank that helped to cause last week’s stock market crash. The letter was the first monthly repayment slip for the mortgage I had just taken out to buy a house, and it offered me three options.
I could pay: (a) the interest due, (b) the interest due plus some “principal”, or (c) a ludicrously small amount of money that bore absolutely no relation whatsoever to the enormous sum of money that I had borrowed in the first place.
Naturally, I went for (c). It didn’t come as a shock, therefore, when the chief operating officer of Countrywide cleared his throat last Thursday, tapped on a microphone, and said something on the lines of “whoops”.
Yes, the bank that for years let me pay even less than the minimum amount of interest due on my mortgage (a phenomenon known darkly as “negative amortisation”) had reached what even amateur economists might have considered the bloody inevitable: it had ran out of money. Or, to use the correct euphemism, it had been forced to “supplement its funding liquidity position” with a $11.5 billion (£5.75 billion) mortgage of its very own.
I mention all this not only because it’s incredible for how long this Ponzi scheme was allowed to continue, but also because it advances the theory that the LA housing boom of the past five years has been primarily responsible for the global financial apocalypse.
Take Countrywide. There is really only one thing anyone has ever needed to know about Countrywide: that it is based in LA suburb of Calabasas, a mountain paradise so absurdly rich, so helplessly adrift in an ocean of other people’s cash, that its population of 23,000 is able to sustain its very own Ferrari dealership.
And we’re not talking about any old Ferrari dealership. We’re talking a massive glass-walled emporium, visible from the freeway, visible probably from near-Earth orbit, stacked wall to wall with the $1,000,000 playthings of Countrywide mortgage salesmen. It was once said that if you went into Calabasas at night, and sat very still for a while, you could actually hear the laughter of the negative-amortisation specialists bouncing off the gated marble driveways.
But LA’s culpability goes deeper than that, thanks to the number of TV shows it has produced on the subject of “flipping” houses for a quick profit. It is now alleged that the star of one such show, Flip This House, never owned any of the houses he was supposed to be flipping, and that his licence had been revoked a year before the series was filmed. Not that it matters, given the popularity of the latest get-rich-quick show, Flipping Out.
Meanwhile, I am pleased to report that my own story has a happy ending: I sold my house three months ago, and paid off my never-never Countrywide loan. Happy for the time being, at least. Because now I have a new home, with a new loan, at a new bank.

Chris Ayres is the Los Angeles Correspondent for The Times and the author of War Reporting for Cowards, a critically-acclaimed account of the Iraq War. He joined The Times in 1997 and was nominated as Foreign Correspondent of the Year in 2004. He lives in the Hollywood Hills
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Yes: It's completely different. They hold you to the terms you agree. If the capital value of the property against which the mortgage is secured rises in value, you can re-mortgage: the bank only lets you do this if it believes the property has actually risen in value and that therefore there is additional security for the larger loan.
And you have the cash they have just given you. So yes, it's completely different.
Cleanthes, Edinburgh, UK
Who knows?
The collapse of Barings ushered in new regulation....
Pete Balchin, Solicitor , Bristol, UK
It could not happen here could it? I mean the mainstream building societies insist that you pay at least the interest due, don`t they?. They then allow you to re-mortgage and trade in your equity for cash which leaves you owing more than the original loan. I mean that`s completely different is it not? Err.......................
Trevor Hindle, Southend, UK
At times facts are stranger than fiction. Yes, indeed the bank which let you pay a minimum amount of interest on your mortgage loan, ran out of money.....because of its faulty amortising policy. The loans and mortgages have got to be serviced, with a tight and righetous repayment schedule. At times, with an over zeal and enthusiasm to catch up with the market and size up its market share, banks go on a loan spree and follow aggressive marketing strategy. Sounds all well and good, till the good times stay.
Once the market crashes, and the investment portfolios of such banks fall under the liquidity crunch....they get flummoxed and go bankrupt. The world market scenario is very much same in the Indian sub continent. Till late nineties, banks were under the hold and cluthces of the State Govt. and their diktats. Post liberalisation, banking industry saw a 360 * flux , with new genre banks embarking on the scene.Many such proactive banks are nowshowing signs of 'red',an apocalypso!!
sandy, New Delhi, India