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I’ve done a few parties and tour-bus performances, but this is my very first solo show. It’s quite a nerve-racking experience. I’m probably going to be rubbish.” Adam Ficek, the drummer with Babyshambles, is standing in an empty car park in Whitechapel, before his first performance at one of London’s more anarchic open mike nights, A Spoonful of Poison. Playing the guitar for a change, he’s nervous, and understandably so. It’s a baptism of fire, standing up in front of an audience, armed only with the songs you’ve lovingly handcrafted in your bedroom. I’ve been doing it for years and I still get terrible nerves. But unlike me, Ficek doesn’t want a beer. Playing in a band with Pete Doherty, he says, has put him off all that.
Open mikes are simple – all you need is a stage, a sound system and a compere. The artists – musicians, comedians, poets – just turn up, put their names down on a list and perform. In any night you’ll hear a shaky first-timer, an ardent hobbyist, someone truly terrible and someone so special you could swear they’re going to be the next big thing. A Spoonful of Poison even boasts a naked ranting poet among its many regulars.
Across the country, open mikes are run by enthusiastic music lovers and promoters who use them to discover new talent to promote to bigger gigs or festivals. The craft of performance and the possibility of discovery is what drives the artist to the stage – between the promoter and performer is an intimate, mutually beneficial relationship. “I’m a very passionate believer in everything open mike stands for,” says Jake Morley, a guitar-slapping 24-year-old from Barnet who seems on the verge of making it. “It’s just about having a creative outlet for anyone, regardless of merit . . . All you need is just to rock up and plug in and go. And the idea that that outlet exists is just a wonderful thing, really, just inspiring.”
But no matter how inspiring and wonderful open mikes undoubtedly are, performing – particularly for the first time – is also downright scary. When I stepped foot inside my first singers’ night, about five years ago, I slunk into the very back row of seats, stashed my guitar as unobtrusively as possible and just watched. It took me three weeks to pluck up the courage to play, and then my hands shook so much that I stumbled through the whole thing. The relief afterwards, though, was amazing, and as total strangers came up to congratulate me for what I’d imagined to be a completely embarrassing experience for everyone, a wave of gratitude and belonging swept over me. I was completely hooked.
The roots of open mike are in pub singaround sessions and the folk clubs that sprang up around the country in the Fifties and Sixties, which offered brief floorspots to aspiring musicians. That is how my dad first saw a then-unknown Paul Simon in 1964, at the Jug of Punch in Birmingham: “This little chap takes the stage and started with a song, which I have never heard again but can still sing, called A Church is Burning. Within three seconds, you could have heard a pin drop.”
But the craze for dance music and superstar DJs in the 1990s resulted in the number of folk clubs dwindling to almost nothing. Then, as the rise of Oasis sent the sales of guitars soaring, the need for a space to play reasserted itself. In New York, the punky, satirical Antifolk movement created intimate clubs for performers with attitude, while a similar thing was happening in London.
There is now an open mike in pretty much every town in the country (see www.thevac.co.uk to find one near you), and even mainstream outlets are getting in on the act. The O2 arena recently roped in the Charlatans to launch its Buskers Stage, as part of its O2 Undiscovered project, and the Hard Rock Café on Park Lane now has an acoustic showcase on the last Tuesday of the month, when unsigned acts play to the appreciative bustle of the basement restaurant.
Phil Taylor, who provides the acts for the Hard Rock Café nights from his open mike, Up All Night, at the Bunch of Grapes pub near London Bridge, was one of the pioneers: “At the time I started mine [about ten years ago] there weren’t many places you could play where you weren’t expected to bring at least 40 people. So I set up the open mike because I wanted a place where people didn’t feel under any pressure to bring anyone.”
Going it alone is a common trait among open mike performers – the last thing you need is friends trying to critique your rubbish performance or (worse) whooping. And you need to be free to network – the promoter running the night might want to book you, while the other performers act as inspiration and form a creative network, sharing tips. “You might think you write amazing songs,” says Bobby Long, a talented Up All Night regular, “But until you play them live, you don’t really know.”
The networking aspect has been taken up a gear by the advent of MySpace – players swap MySpace addresses and post recorded material on their pages in the hope of being spotted by promoters who, like Taylor, are trawling the site: “You find a band that you know are really cool, and you look at their MySpace friends and you say – well, they live in London, we could book them a gig.” But the major labels have their MySpace watchers too. “Kate Nash came along quite a few times,” recalls Vis the Spoon, the compere of A Spoonful of Poison, “and just as I’d decided she’d be a good act to book for a featured set, Lily Allen put her in her Top 8 [on MySpace] and I never got a look in after that.”
And just as performers leave open mikes behind, so some pop back for visits. Seth Lakeman surprised the regulars at Acoustic Night Bristol with an impromptu performance in December; Brian Robertson, of Thin Lizzy and Motörhead fame, regularly opens a night in Brentwood, Essex; and Pete Conway – Robbie Williams’s dad, no less – is often seen at the mike in Newcastle-under-Lyme. And what of Adam Ficek? Well, after a shaky start, he wowed the crowd, then – ever the modern musician – scurried home to update his MySpace page.
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(Adam Ficek)
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OPEN-MIKE NIGHTS
Oldest: Probably the Glasgow Songwriters Club, which was established in 1989. Every second Tuesday, Blackfriars pub, Bell Street, Glasgow
Most anarchic: A Spoonful of Poison. Regulars include a naked poet. Every Monday, Rhythm Factory, E1
Most intimate: Catweazle Club. Run by Matt Sage, there’s no mike – the performer sings and the audience leans in to listen. Every Thursday, East Oxford Community Centre, Cowley Road, Oxford
Rural but webtastic: CRAMP (Crediton Rural Arts and Music Project) Performers come from all over the southwest, and the organisers film the sessions and post videos on YouTube. Last Friday of the month, The Lamb Inn, Crediton, Devon
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